[ Wow, bro, why is he only a hypothetical to you... :( ]

Oh. No, it isn't. [ Fortunately, Gorgug just follows this natural progression of the conversation--where he's corrected loudly and exasperatedly--like a normal thing. Just like friends living together. ] You can ask. You can find other single guys and live in a house with them. As friends. It's not weird. It won't be weird.

[ Not weird at all, Fabian. See? Doesn't that sound totally not weird? ]