Plenty, huh? I dunno about that one, man... I'm the one who's good at chores, here.

[ He grins toothily at him. It's not him trying to brag - and even if he was, being able to sufficiently cook and clean isn't so much bragworthy as it is an indication that he's managed the bare minimum - but rather a promise to Gorgug: I'll do the dishes.

He actually does genuinely believe that Fabian has the better name and doesn't care much about winning or losing. Now, it's just a matter of steadily winding Fabian up for the fun of it. ]

But you're right, of course! It would be dishonourable!

[ You know! Like a Rogue! ]