Fabian's right. At least one of us needs to be sober to be able to figure out what's happening to the rest of us. Like how sometimes someone stays sober to be the drug trip babysitter.
[ If they'd had one of those before, Riz would have at least 50% fewer tattoos. ]
Tea! The tea's the actual pressing matter! We can do snuff any time. And all together, actually. It's not like having sober companions helped last time.
Yeah, I'm talking about the snuff. Nobody's drank the tea yet, but you and me are going to do that. As in you, Gorgug, and me, not Fabian, who's gonna be our sober buddy if shit goes south.
Which it probably will, but knowing this place, it'll just make us say some dumb stuff or feel funny for a while. Fabian, you gotta report on if we're weird, okay?
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[ If they'd had one of those before, Riz would have at least 50% fewer tattoos. ]
I call not it.
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i call drinking the chocolate
for science
[ He doesn't know if being it or not lets him drink the hot chocolate!! ]
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sure
i suppose i will make the noble sacrifice of not drinking the stuff that might brainwash us
[ Look, you two both called first! This just keeps happening!! ]
it would not even be the first time i suppose
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do i have snuff??
i mean
not right now
should i have snuff???
[ The boys group chat energy has been activated, apparently. ]
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We have to do it separately.
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nothing weird
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so what are we doing tonight
the snuff????
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when did we drink the tea
did you two drink the tea already?
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[ At least someone is catching on here.. The singular brain cell is being tossed back and forth rapidly! ]
but okay
we will go do the tea
you two can drink it
decision made
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Which it probably will, but knowing this place, it'll just make us say some dumb stuff or feel funny for a while. Fabian, you gotta report on if we're weird, okay?
Weirder than normal.
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do i still get to drink some hot chocolate too
i'm already ordering
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i have seen you guys be weird so often here that i guess i'm an expert now
[ Pause.
For a moment there's no messages, but then sent almost as if Fabian's brain took a moment to realize this: ]
if gorgug is having hot chocolate can i have hot chocolate too??