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[maximumlegend]

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[stresstokens]

It's not a game. This is very serious stuff, Fabian. The well-being of your wardrobe hangs in the balance.

[ He's gotta get Gorgug in on this. They're too soft to do any real damage, but they can terrorize Fabian for a few hours. It's good for him.

And unfortunately for Fabian, the hunt is now on. ]

[maximumlegend]

I KNOW THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT MAKES THIS AWFUL!!!!!!!!!!

[ He's definitely being terrorized. Nothing is getting to him in this place as the threat of his entire wardrobe getting ruined by his best friend.

This is basically The Purge to Fabian. ]

I MEAN, HAVE I EVER DESTROYED ANYTHING OF YOURS???
HAVE I, THE BALL???????

[stresstokens]

Only my self-esteem.

[ You can fucking -- hear him laughing from the other room. It's obnoxious. ]

[maximumlegend]

you know that isn't convincing when i can hear you right
i'm not deaf!!!!!!!!!
you have plenty of self esteem the ball!!!
that's why you're the ball!!!!!!

[ That last part is meant affectionately, okay. The nickname's origins are long lost.. Being The Ball is cool now.

He's just not going to use the c-word while Riz is being a little brat!! No grand compliments for the other while he's harassing Fabian!! ]

[stresstokens]

I'm the ball 'cause I'm small, dude. That was like the whole thing.