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[maximumlegend]

Gorgug!

[ The entire apartment building probably heard that wail. It was that loud. Sorry, Gorgug, but apparently your reaction was entirely unconvincing to poor Fabian's easily bruised feelings... ]

Why would you think that about me?! I can't believe you'd think that about me!

[ His eyes are definitely filling with tears this time around.

Sorry, bro. He's sniffing. He's sniffing!! ]

No one would ever get bored of me!

[ Says the guy who is currently about to cry at the thought of one person assuming that anyone would.. Maybe people would not be bored of this, but certainly tired of this, Fabian.

[tinflower]

[ HELP RIZ HELP

Because Gorgug isn't helping this situation. All he wants to do is to eat his cereal, but how is he supposed to when Fabian is about to full on cry? He's trapped. He's stuck. How does he get out of this? ]

No! [ That's a no that's in agreement! Of course not, bro! ] No one got bored of anyone! Nothing like that happened! I don't even know what I'm talking about!

[ What's a distraction? What could help him?!

...Gorgug holds out his bowl. ]

Do you want a bite? Have a bite!

[ Eat away the sadness! ]

[maximumlegend]

[ Sorry, Gorgug. It's entirely too late. Fabian doesn't even look at the bowl of cereal you're holding out.

He doesn't even say anything.

In fact - he just straight up bursts out into tears. On the spot. Right in front of Gorgug's salad cereal.

Look what you've done now, bro... ]

[tinflower]

[ Gorgug near-jerks his bowl of cereal back to himself when Fabian starts crying, like his tears might accidentally mix in there. But he's not just worried about the food--he's paralysed by what the hell he's supposed to do about Fabian crying?

Other than panic. Like, he's kinda been doing that for the past five minutes... ]

I-I'm sorry, okay?! You're cool, Fabian! And I think you're the hottest-- I think you're the most beautiful person, and I'll think it every day, okay? You don't have to cry! Come on, eat some cereal!

[ And despite the speed he used to take back his bowl, Gorgug is spooning up some of that cereal and trying to direct it to Fabian's crying mouth. Eat the cereal, Fabian! Eat it! You'll feel better! ]