Oh, I see how it is. When it's Adaine, she's beautiful and she can pull off anything, but when it's me, it's all "you're too small, The Ball" and "you'll look bad, The Ball".
[ Wait, Fabian never said... ]
Maybe I'll steal one of your crop tops and make it into a Goblin-sized one. We've got scissors.
[ He won't. He'd rather jump off the roof of the apartment building than wear a crop top. ]
[ Gorgug, you won't even let him have this?! Cruel. Unusual. ]
i am not the one leaving him out!!! he is leaving himself out!!!
look it's just as if we made a list of those of us who are guys would you feel bad if we left adaine out of that of course not because her not being a guy is just factual!! objective reality!! that is what we are working with here!!
you know that isn't convincing when i can hear you right i'm not deaf!!!!!!!!! you have plenty of self esteem the ball!!! that's why you're the ball!!!!!!
[ That last part is meant affectionately, okay. The nickname's origins are long lost.. Being The Ball is cool now.
He's just not going to use the c-word while Riz is being a little brat!! No grand compliments for the other while he's harassing Fabian!! ]
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[ Wait, Fabian never said... ]
Maybe I'll steal one of your crop tops and make it into a Goblin-sized one. We've got scissors.
[ He won't. He'd rather jump off the roof of the apartment building than wear a crop top. ]
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[ Helping!!!!!!!!!!! ]
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YOU'VE BEEN HERE LITERALLY FIVE MINUTES!!!!!!
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just to make it even
[ POINTEDLY IGNORING THE HEART.
Get out, The Ball!!! ]
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you have so much of it
[ Did he do it, did he do a good job. ]
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Fabian can feel his heart swelling. Nature is healing. ]
yes
describe all the ways in which i have it
[ Now you're just abusing poor Gorgug's kindness, Fabian.. ]
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you shouldnt leave him out
[ It's Rude. :( ]
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i am not the one leaving him out!!!
he is leaving himself out!!!
look it's just as if we made a list of those of us who are guys
would you feel bad if we left adaine out of that
of course not because her not being a guy is just factual!! objective reality!!
that is what we are working with here!!
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im trusting you to do it and you can do it in private
i will too
thanks fabian
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Um
Groupie???
[ He is not clear on what, specifically, a groupie is. ]
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[ ?????he guesses???
(he just wants to support his buddy!!) ]
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WHY ARE YOU GETTING ON MY CASE
I'M GOING TO LOCK MY WALK IN WARDROBE!!!!
[ Good luck trying to lock anything away from the best rogue you know, Fabian. ]
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And you know damn well there's not a single lock I can't pick. I've got my eye on that purple one, by the way. You've got ten minutes to hide it.
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[ If Riz sends anything back, there definitely isn't an instant reply though.
Mostly because Fabian definitely off for a bit to put that purple top on. Can't get it if he's wearing it, The Ball!! ]
you're insane
for the record
[ Only sent once he's done grabbing it and putting it on, yes. ]
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[ He's gotta get Gorgug in on this. They're too soft to do any real damage, but they can terrorize Fabian for a few hours. It's good for him.
And unfortunately for Fabian, the hunt is now on. ]
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[ He's definitely being terrorized. Nothing is getting to him in this place as the threat of his entire wardrobe getting ruined by his best friend.
This is basically The Purge to Fabian. ]
I MEAN, HAVE I EVER DESTROYED ANYTHING OF YOURS???
HAVE I, THE BALL???????
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[ You can fucking -- hear him laughing from the other room. It's obnoxious. ]
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i'm not deaf!!!!!!!!!
you have plenty of self esteem the ball!!!
that's why you're the ball!!!!!!
[ That last part is meant affectionately, okay. The nickname's origins are long lost.. Being The Ball is cool now.
He's just not going to use the c-word while Riz is being a little brat!! No grand compliments for the other while he's harassing Fabian!! ]
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