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[maximumlegend]

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[tinflower]

youve met my parents

[ Fabian???????? ]

[maximumlegend]

i don't mean your ACTUAL PARENTS
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

the parents you're mentioning now??????
unless your actual mom and dad are here now????

[ Because that would be the absolute strangest way to inform them of that, Gorgug. Just saying. ]

[tinflower]

my real parents arent here

[ ...wait ]

unless they are
should we look for our parents
?

[maximumlegend]

[ ...

Oh god, he just allowed Gorgug to almost pull him along into his weird train of thought, didn't he. For a moment Fabian too almost wondered if their parents are here, even though there's zero evidence for it.. ]

what parents were you talking about!!!!!!!

[ HE IS. DETERMINED. TO KEEP THIS CONVERSATION ON TRACK!! ]

[tinflower]

now?!!!!!!!!!
WHEN

[ don't exclamation mark at him, FABIAN!!!!!!!! ]

[maximumlegend]

GORGUG YOU ARE BEING EXTRA CONFUSING RIGHT NOW

[ At least that statement doesn't have exclamation marks?

It's got to count for something, right. Even if it's just boys being dumb. ]

you have parents?
here?
why do you have parents here that are not actually your parents????

[tinflower]

[ HE CAN'T HELP IT HE GOT FLUSTERED FABIAN--

okay, keep on track, keep on track!! ]

the bot told me i had fake parents and took me to the house and introduced me to my fake dad?
i have 2 fake dads and 1 fake mom
and a fake brother

[maximumlegend]

[ Well, that's.. weird. And very different from Fabian's own experience, which now explains to him why he had no idea what the hell Gorgug was even going on about.

But rather than doing the smart thing and going into that, Fabian just texts back: ]

you have two fake dads??
you have entirely too many fathers at this point
father's day is going to be a disaster

[ #priorities ]

[tinflower]

[ FABIAN. ]

i cant think about missing parent days and the parents im gonna owe right now

[maximumlegend]

well what else are we going to think about if you have four fathers now gorgug??????
i have never had four fathers before
maybe you should share

[tinflower]

[ He's thinking about if he wants to share......... ]

i dont know that i want to

[ GREEDY GORGUG ERA!!!!!!!!!!!!! ]

[maximumlegend]

[ Wait, what?

What is this rebellious attitude, bro??? ]

why not???

give me one good reason

[tinflower]

[ ....






✓ Read. ]

[maximumlegend]

[ At first Fabian doesn't think of it. In fact, he probably forgets about this conversation entirely for most of the day.

It's only much, much later that the fact that Gorgug never replied hits him, and only then comes the next text: ]

did you seriously refuse to give me a reason???????
hello??????
gorgug????????

[tinflower]

what

[ Truly, just what for a second while Gorgug has to check what this is about, and-- oh. that. ]

why do you want another dad so bad

isnt gilear your new dad

[ OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. ]

[maximumlegend]

seriously??????

i don't want him

you can have him

do you want gilear as your new father????

[tinflower]

im good

ive got four

[ 👍 ]

do you call him stepdad or dad?

step papa?

[maximumlegend]

i call him nothing because he is NOT MY FATHER

are you seriously trying to compare him to my papa

he does more than just pale in comparison.. he WITHERS in comparison to papa!!!!

[tinflower]

withering is a thing gilear does but that doesn't mean he can't a dad or papa

my dads are my dads?

you should try thinking about gilear as your dad. or papa

[maximumlegend]

[ Why is Gorgug of all people telling him this. Fabian imagines this is the kind of conversation he's going to often have with Fig for the upcoming while, but-- Gorgug too? Et tu, Gorgug?? ]

why should i

[tinflower]

you wanted a dad/papa

[ And there's one right there!!!!!!!!!! ]

[maximumlegend]

alright but not THAT desperately!!!!!!

i will just stick to my own papa
at least i do not have to share him

[tinflower]

yeah
he wasnt happy when i thought he was my dad

[ :( ]

[maximumlegend]

[ Gorgug, have you ever seen Bill Seacaster happy at anything that did not involve some form of violence or destruction. ]

well
i guess papa may have had some complicated feelings about his children other than me
he never even told me about my half siblings

[tinflower]

did you ever meet any

[ He didn't know about half but what about: any??? ]