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[ One dramatic boy and Gorgug is fearing for his life.. Or at least for his cereal.. ]

You don't have to tell me it! [ .. because it might be kind of weird? Fabian feels like it'd be kind of weird to have a bro calling him hot, even if the acknowledgement might be nice at the same time. ]

You just-- You only have to think it!

[ Is this any clearer now, Gorgug?

(It probably isn't.)

Fabian does not realize as much, but thankfully for the other, he is still rambling. And there might be a bit of an explanation in the rambling. ]

You absolutely cannot think that things did not work out because I am not hot enough! That's not it! That would never be it!

[ The biggest problem with whatever is happening here is that Gorgug can't be eating his cereal during it. ...or, okay, it's not the biggest problem, but his cereal is sitting there and he can't eat it?

What is going on right now. ]

I didn't think that! I thought she got bored of you or you said something stupid to make her leave!

[ What does hotness even have to do with it!! Fabian looks absolutely the same as he always has, and being hot has always been a part of that!!

Bro! ]

[ Wow.

Gorgug may as well have hit Fabian with his axe, really. It has just about the same impact as those words. The half-elf looks utterly shocked, like he'll have to pick up his jaw off the floor at this rate. ]

You--

[ He doesn't even say anything more for a moment or two. His mouth opens and closes helplessly, probably with some sputtered sounds that make no real sense coming out of it in the process.

You've crashed his brain, Gorgug! This is your fault! You're saying the one thing he didn't want to hear here! ]

You think that'd happen?! [ W-Why does Fabian kind of sound like he's on the verge of tears.. ]

[ someone saaaaave hiiiiiim

What is he supposed to say? No? Take it back? Gorgug doesn't think that's going to get him out of this, even though it's the one thing he desperately wants--as much as he just wants to eat his cereal. Fabian is a car crash that he can't look away from, like doing so might just make him explode....

So what can he do? Try to smile really poorly and sloowly....shake his....head.....

N-noooo, buddy...... he totally doesn't.....!!!! ]

Gorgug!

[ The entire apartment building probably heard that wail. It was that loud. Sorry, Gorgug, but apparently your reaction was entirely unconvincing to poor Fabian's easily bruised feelings... ]

Why would you think that about me?! I can't believe you'd think that about me!

[ His eyes are definitely filling with tears this time around.

Sorry, bro. He's sniffing. He's sniffing!! ]

No one would ever get bored of me!

[ Says the guy who is currently about to cry at the thought of one person assuming that anyone would.. Maybe people would not be bored of this, but certainly tired of this, Fabian.

[ HELP RIZ HELP

Because Gorgug isn't helping this situation. All he wants to do is to eat his cereal, but how is he supposed to when Fabian is about to full on cry? He's trapped. He's stuck. How does he get out of this? ]

No! [ That's a no that's in agreement! Of course not, bro! ] No one got bored of anyone! Nothing like that happened! I don't even know what I'm talking about!

[ What's a distraction? What could help him?!

...Gorgug holds out his bowl. ]

Do you want a bite? Have a bite!

[ Eat away the sadness! ]

[ Sorry, Gorgug. It's entirely too late. Fabian doesn't even look at the bowl of cereal you're holding out.

He doesn't even say anything.

In fact - he just straight up bursts out into tears. On the spot. Right in front of Gorgug's ~~salad~~ cereal.

Look what you've done now, bro... ]

[ Gorgug near-jerks his bowl of cereal back to himself when Fabian starts crying, like his tears might accidentally mix in there. But he's not just worried about the food--he's paralysed by what the hell he's supposed to do about Fabian crying?

Other than panic. Like, he's kinda been doing that for the past five minutes... ]

I-I'm sorry, okay?! You're cool, Fabian! And I think you're the hottest-- I think you're the most beautiful person, and I'll think it every day, okay? You don't have to cry! Come on, eat some cereal!

[ And despite the speed he used to take back his bowl, Gorgug is spooning up some of that cereal and trying to direct it to Fabian's crying mouth. Eat the cereal, Fabian! Eat it! You'll feel better! ]

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