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[maximumlegend]

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[stresstokens]

I've got the opposite of that.

But you've definitely got that. You're a rock star, dude. If that was something you wanted to got. Get.

[tinflower]

well i think you can have it too

[stresstokens]

It's okay, Gorgug. I'm emotionally at peace with not gotting it. I don't want to have it anyway. It doesn't really go with my image.

[tinflower]

okay

but if you ever want it, remember that i think you got it. i believe in you

[stresstokens]

Aw thanks man. That's nice. I'll keep that in mind if I ever decide to do any sartorial exploration.

I believe in you too, but friends don't pressure friends to bare midriff. We'll find you some Gorgug-sized hoodies. And maybe a Gorgug sized bed????

[tinflower]

cool. thanks. think those exist? i met some humans back on the ship who thought i wasnt real

is that a thing here too

[stresstokens]

Yes. It's existentially terrifying and interdimensionally widespread.

I've made a clue board about it.

[tinflower]

how many of those you got going

[maximumlegend]

you know the ball you could try on one of my crop tops to see but it'd probably just be a regular shirt for you

[ Sorry, bro. He can't be as hype about you when it comes to this one. There are limits!! ]

[stresstokens]

Oh, I see how it is. When it's Adaine, she's beautiful and she can pull off anything, but when it's me, it's all "you're too small, The Ball" and "you'll look bad, The Ball".

[ Wait, Fabian never said... ]

Maybe I'll steal one of your crop tops and make it into a Goblin-sized one. We've got scissors.

[ He won't. He'd rather jump off the roof of the apartment building than wear a crop top. ]

[tinflower]

i can rip it for you. then it'll look more punk rock

[ Helping!!!!!!!!!!! ]

[maximumlegend]

GORGUG WHY ARE YOU ON HIS SIDE
YOU'VE BEEN HERE LITERALLY FIVE MINUTES!!!!!!

[tinflower]

i want riz to have it

[stresstokens]

[maximumlegend]

now you have to say something nice about me too
just to make it even

[ POINTEDLY IGNORING THE HEART.

Get out, The Ball!!! ]

[stresstokens]

Hell yeah, it will! I can be like the Cig Figs'

Um

Groupie???

[ He is not clear on what, specifically, a groupie is. ]

[tinflower]

yeah!

[ ?????he guesses???

(he just wants to support his buddy!!) ]

[maximumlegend]

I DIDN'T SAY ANY OF THAT????????

WHY ARE YOU GETTING ON MY CASE

I'M GOING TO LOCK MY WALK IN WARDROBE!!!!

[ Good luck trying to lock anything away from the best rogue you know, Fabian. ]

[stresstokens]

You meant it. I'm a detective. I'm good at reading between the lines.

And you know damn well there's not a single lock I can't pick. I've got my eye on that purple one, by the way. You've got ten minutes to hide it.

[maximumlegend]

WHAT KIND OF GAME IS THIS??????

[ If Riz sends anything back, there definitely isn't an instant reply though.

Mostly because Fabian definitely off for a bit to put that purple top on. Can't get it if he's wearing it, The Ball!! ]

you're insane
for the record

[ Only sent once he's done grabbing it and putting it on, yes. ]

[stresstokens]

It's not a game. This is very serious stuff, Fabian. The well-being of your wardrobe hangs in the balance.

[ He's gotta get Gorgug in on this. They're too soft to do any real damage, but they can terrorize Fabian for a few hours. It's good for him.

And unfortunately for Fabian, the hunt is now on. ]

[maximumlegend]

[ Way belated, because Gorgug BULLIED him into it: ]

you can have it if you want it the ball
i mean
it
not my clothes
those are still off limits to you

[ WHATEVER. Fabian is clearly a GOOD PERSON now who does GOOD THINGS!!! ARE YOU SEEING THIS, RIZ? GORGUG?? ]

[tinflower]

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[stresstokens]

Thanks, Fabian, that means a lot.

[ DON'T THINK YOU'RE OFF THE HOOK, BUSTER!!!!!!!! ]

[maximumlegend]

[ WHATEVER, THE BALL!!! FIGHT HIM!!!!!!! ]