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[ Is he safe? Maybe he's safe---

NO HE'S NOT SAFE, NO IT DIDN'T WORK! Fabian saw right through him and now he needs to work quick!! ]

You can fuck me! [ Sweating! SWEATING! Listen to him talk so quick--! ] I'll suck your dick, you can do whatever you want to me! I'll like it! I'll like anything you want!

[ F-Fabian don't get mad at him!! ]

[ ...

There's a moment of just.. nothing. Nothing but utter silence on Fabian's end of the line, despite the fact that the connection clearly was not broken. It seems like Gorgug just managed to outright stun Fabian into silence somehow. Despite how mouthy the other is at other times.

It's only after a few moments of that silence that Fabian's voice finally comes through again. ]

Is-- Is that the last thing you want to tell me before you die?

[ That's definitely not his real question here, but judging by Fabian's surprised tone, it's more likely that his mind is still trying to wrap itself around just how easily Gorgug is offering himself up to him here. ]

[ On this side is still a very flustered Gorgug. But Fabian actually being stunned to momentary silence and not providing the same energy does give Gorgug a...second. Actually, it comes after Fabian speaks, a question that-- Gorgug finds hard to think about? No, that wouldn't want to be the last thing, but: ]

--It's not going to be the last thing I tell you.

[ It's not smooth. It's not boasting, but what it is, is-- sure. Determined. He's not going to talk about last words because he's not gonna die!!

But there is still some of that fluster with him, where he has to swallow, and say: ]

So think about what you want when I get back.

[ Y-yeah. ]

Oh-- Okay.

[ Look, Fabian would also prefer Gorgug not dying, but he still isn't fully sure of the power of this promise really getting Gorgug through whatever might be happening. And he's still flustered at the same time too. Life is hard.

It's far too late to change anything though. So Fabian tries his best to swallow the worry for the moment, reminding himself that Gorgug is quite literally the strongest person he knows. Physically, anyway. S-Surely it'll be fine, right?

.. or, you know, just in case-- ]

If I haven't heard from you in half an hour, I'm going to storm over. [ Just saying!! ] And I'll take The Ball along too!

[ BETTER HURRY, GORGUG! Unless you want to get embarrassed by your friends rushing in like a riot squad!! ]

[ He never told Fabian where he's going right? Wait, time to use this to his advantage! ]

Yeah, okay. I'll hurry, I'll be quick. I'll message you as soon as I'm done. [ So--! ] I'll go now. See you. I'll see you soon.

[ Is this Gorgug hurrying to end the call before he can shove his foot any deeper down his throat? You betcha!!! We hope Chrollo didn't hear him shout any of that stuff from within the church Gorgug's getting closer to approaching..... ]

[ Does Gorgug get away with it? ]

Alright, fine, see you soon.

[ Yes. Yes, he does.

In fact, Fabian doesn't even realize right after the other ends the call that Gorgug didn't tell him a location. He only realizes it about five minutes later or so, when he's busy making concrete plans to go hunt down Gorgug and tell Riz about it too, letting out a: ]

Damn it!

[ And he just.. prepares himself to go on a wild goose chase with the Hangman if Gorgug doesn't send him anything within the next 30 minutes.

Does Gorgug get back to Fabian before then? ]

[ Gorgug might be hitting that full 30 minutes, but Fabian will get a message on his earpiece: ]

Hey

[

And that's it. That's the entire message. ]

[ Hey?

Just hey?!

There's no text message. Instead there's just Fabian calling, and Gorgug better pick up, because the moment he does there's a very loud-- ]

Is that all you have to say?!

[ There's a weird sound in the background.. If Gorgug thinks about the sound, he may realize it's the sound of a running motorcycle, right along with the whipping wind.

Which means Fabian definitely already left to wildly drive around the city to try and find Gorgug, even still driving as he's calling now. ]

[ Oh? Oh look, Fabian's calling, he's free-- ouch. That's Fabian's voice in his ear, and Gorgug does hear background noise, but-- ]

I didn't know you'd pick up! I'm alive!

[ Because he should say that now, right? Like it isn't already obvious--but that's what the hey was for!! ]

Are you out? Where are you?

[ All questions Fabian and Fabian alone should be answering. ]

Yes, I am out! What do you think I'm doing? I'm looking for you!

[ He sounds so offended.

But, like, Fabian levels of offended. Which means the way he's sounding pretty much half of the time already. ]

Did you forget that I said I'd come find you if you took too long?! [ That sort of threat is never empty when it comes to Fabian, Gorgug. Never. Especially not when his friends' safety is involved. This is a man who would awkwardly facetime his friend in front of his crush just to warn her of her possible imminent death. ] I thought that weird guy did something to you!

I'm here, I'm out! You don't have to look for me, he didn't do anything!

[ Was Gorgug too long? He isn't going to try and think if he wasn't or not, because that's that not really important now, and what's important is that he doesn't even know if Fabian has a clue of where to look for him. So he should probably focus on stopping that from continuing before anything else.

So, that's the next part of this: Making Fabian happy. Or no longer shouting and worrying, even if the Hangman himself might be enjoying the riding and the adventure of potentially saving him. Even so- ]

Let's meet. At the workshop? We can meet at my workshop.

[ Time to throw Fabian a bone to go towards... ]

[ Gorgug may already have said that Chrollo didn't do anything to him, but it doesn't seem to soothe Fabian in the slightest. The drama apparently doesn't end this easily.. Maybe because he's still mad that Gorgug made him worry by not checking back in with him in time, or not telling him where he went in the first place.

.. or maybe Fabian just needs a kiss to be soothed. Who knows. Maybe that's how it works.

At least, despite all the audible grumbling on Fabian's end of the line, he does reply to Gorgug's suggestion with a: ]

Fine.

[ He doesn't sound happy about it though, BRO!!!!

:( ]

I will see you there. But make sure to hurry! Last one there is a square!

I'm not a square!!

[ This would be Gorgug sounding determined, but it sounds more whiny, like it's already predetermined that he's going to be the square here...

Which, considering that Gorgug is walking on foot (and is a decent distance away from his workshop) is a very likely possibility. The fact that Fabian has his bike and Gorgug is having to walk (he's not going to run!!! you can't make him run!!!!) does lead to Gorgug sending Fabian a text after five or ten minutes to hopefully keep his boyfriend at bay: ]

still alive i dont have a motorbike

[ So please be patient, Fabian... and don't call him a square!!!! Even when he does eventually make it to his workshop....!! ]

[ He's definitely going to be the square. The Hangman is Fabian's obvious advantage here. And even though - if Fabian was being smart - he would have to realize that it's going to be a while before Gorgug reaches the workshop, of course Fabian is speeding off as fast as the Hangman can over towards the workshop. He's way too worked up to do absolutely anything else here.

Even if it means that once he arrives there, he's just.. sitting there. Not even going in. Not even remaining seated on the Hangman, despite that being the obvious thing to do here. No, Fabian is just sitting down outside. Almost demonstratively - like an angry spouse waiting for their partner to come home way too late at night.

(Never mind the fact that it's not even late at night.)

Fabian's got the entire thing down pat though - especially since he's definitely looking grumpy as he's sitting there. Maybe a little more on the level of an angry little kid than an angry spouse, but-- still.

At least the fact he has absolutely nothing else to do does mean that he's checking his text messages for once. ]

i could send over the hangman to you
but i'm not sure you deserve it

[ Oh, he is pouty pouty, Gorgug. At this rate you will have to prepare yourself for the maximum levels of pout you will find once you arrive, bro. ]

[ Oh, Gorgug can read the pouting in that response. It's right there at the bottom!!!

But Gorgug hadn't even thought about Fabian sending the Hangman to him... and now he's feeling pouty! Or desperate. ]

please send him
i dont want to walk all the way back

[ Truly, he should have thought a lot of things out before he made plans like 'meet me at the place that's on the other side of the island from where i hang out', but--!!! Sometimes, you live by vibes!! ]

[ Gorgug is receiving a very, very simple text in return to that from his sulking boyfriend. ]

what do you have to offer

[ What does he have? Uhhhh ]

trail mix?

only that?????????

offer NOT accepted
i am a maximum legend
i deserve more than this

[ Especially while he's in the middle of SULKING!! ]

try again

what do you want??
i didnt bring anything
except a drink and trail mix
and my bag
do you want my bag?
why do you want my bag

[ Fabian!!! ]

figuring out what i want is part of your punishment!!!!!!!!!!!

you have something that i want
and it is not your bag
figure it out

[ Oh nooooo....

Do you know what you're going to get, Fabian? Silence. No notification of another message being sent because Gorgug has been made to figure out what this thing is that Fabian wants. So he's walking again, suffering as he has to try and understand Fabian's brain!

What would Fabian want the most from somebody?

A text comes again in around ten minutes: ]

do i get a hint

[ Punishments allow hints, right.......... ]

[ At least there's no Pause of Punishment before Fabian replies-- ]

is it really THAT hard to figure out

[ --even if it's not with an actual hint. Yet.

Maybe he'll take pity on you just yet, Gorgug. ]

yeah??
you don't want my trail mix
my bag

i have my gloves?
my goggles
my crystal?

i said we can do whatever you wanted when i got back

[ Wh-what else!!!

Wait. ]

do you want my van?

[ HAS THE JEALOUSY RETURNED! ]

[ ... ]

gorgug
i want you

[ A beat, and then: ]

you do realize this could have been much sexier if you had guessed this yourself instead of me having to say it right

[ Gorgug stares at these texts.

He stares, his mouth agape, seeing what he has gone through. For what reason. The reason he has been out here racking his brain for answers.

...

He calls up Fabian, and as soon as a connection goes through: ]

I was trying to get to you! I would've brought me to you with the Hangman!

[ THIS WHOLE TIME!!! THIS WHOLE TIME FABIAN HAS BEEN PLAYING HIM, EVEN AFTER HE OFFERED HIM SEX OF ANY TYPE!!! ]

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